2310 HOURS
ROWAN CONTROL CENTRE

Commander: Come on, people! We need to get this blog post done tonight!

Operator: No good sir, the brain systems conked out hours ago!

Commander: *Stands dramatically* Engage the heart systems.

*Entire centre freezes*

Operator: *shocked* But sir - 

Commander: We don't have a choice. We made a promise: We do this tonight.

Operator: *Gulps* Alright... Engaging heart systems!